clumsyfuck 

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

clumsyfuck by Riff1771 February 24, 2008

Clumfuck 

A person who is next level clumsy in every thing they do all the fucking time. You really do have to question whether or not their brain was wired up properly and whether this person is actually able to control their body movements. Even the simplest of tasks can be fucked up by a clumfuck. Even when it’s next to impossible to have a clumsy moment a clumfuck will always find a way. After all a clumfuck does what a clumfuck does best.

Person 1: You see vv, that beautiful girl over there
Person 2: Yeh, I heard she’s the biggest clumfuck in our school

Clumfuck by I like pubes November 11, 2019

clustfuckery 

1- Actions or behavior typically associated with or performed in a clusterfuck.

2- The product of a clusterfuck.

You are acting like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit your clustfuckery!

Did you see their science project? Complete clustfuckery. They're going to fail for sure.

clustfuckery by raggedy rag bag November 20, 2009