Clowntits

A girl with huge nipples resembling a clown's nose.

Look at those clowntits

by sds October 3, 2004

convict

noun: A person serving a sentence in a jail or prison, a person who has been convicted of a criminal offence.
Sreet slag for a "thug" or man out of incarseration, trying to survive freedom.

"The man was convicted of assualt and sentenced"

"Hey convict, hows the 9 to 5 going?, better than the joint.

by Adam DeLoe November 5, 2005

clownvestite

A clown whose gender cannot be identified, or, a transexual with way too much makeup on.

I was in the village when I was attacked by a gaggle of clownvestites.

by milkfingers November 18, 2009

Convict-19

A label given to a prisoner who has contracted the coronavirus, or died of it.

The authorities refused to reveal publicly the number of convict-19’s among the millions of inmates in US prisons, who are generally not given proper face masks and disinfectants to protect themselves.

by Covido November 28, 2020

Clownitis

A sexual disease transmitted by having sexual relations with a clown. It Causes odd bright colouring in the genital regions, much like a rainbow clown wig.

Person Inflicted:Doctor my hair has turned bright green.
Gyno: Ah yes you seem to be suffering from clownitis.

by Toest January 28, 2009

clownvoter

A clownvoter is a "downvoter" who downvotes just to be "that guy". There is no real reason for the downvote other than it has too many upvotes.

A clownvote is said ridiculous downvote.

Example: Even though my comment has nothing but facts, some clownvoter had to be "that guy".

by NovaBlaze April 27, 2014

Jut Unions Convict

Same crazy guy, an anagram of Conjunction Vitus who also has a profile on JTV.

Have you seen Conjunction Vitus today?
No, but he was on as Jut Unions Convict.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009