clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

Clownette

Its the same thing as calling someone a clown, but you use clownette for a girl.
Female version of clown.

Joe: Your a Clown
Kay: No im an girl so im a clownette

by KAYYYYYY<3 May 21, 2009

clownhauer

A male who seems to revel in having only the most obnoxious attributes of a clown.

A particularly butch woman whose haircut is the colour or style of a clown.

Anti-clown weaponry used by NAZIs before and after World War II. (There have been some reports of the NAZIs using clownhauers DURING WWII, but so far no evidence has been unveiled which would support this.)

"Boy that clownhauer sure is a killer, huh?"

by Steve Sanchez November 23, 2006

Clognated

Word to describe someone or something stuck up or arrogant. Also used when building a tunnel out of dead grass, but a clump of grass is in the way so you cant see through.

"Wow Morgan and Kamyn are so not clognated at all! Unlike that Emma girl...."

"Damn! These tunnels are so clognated!"

by Morgan Hill March 29, 2008

alownmate

British slang for a loan

“Bruv, me an Nigel had a bit of a foxtrot Nancy last night and I lost all me coin, can I have alownmate?”

by JamieSeptember April 14, 2018

clownface

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.

Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.

by jniz March 2, 2008