Clunge-smashing

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.

Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."

by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009

clunge-plunger

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.

Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.

by Quinapulus October 4, 2010

clungebutter

A ladies nether juice

Harriet's cunt was so wet there was clungebutter all down hers legs and into her shoes

by clungebutter June 14, 2013

clungecraft

the dark lady art that renders men powerless.

Gordon's credit cards were rapidly nearing their limit but Valerie's clungecraft was all-powerful. He WOULD buy her those shoes in the faint hope of some action later.

by SmiTTTen January 10, 2014

Grunge clunge

Grunge Clunge (adj); The sweaty, dirty clunge you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.

Dude, I just got me some grunge clunge!

by AmyLeeGangBang December 20, 2010

Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009