clois

Name of the pairing Clark and Lois from TV's Smallville.

They need more Clois episodes this season.

by melcy April 20, 2006

RACKIN' THE CLODIS

refers to high levels of success concerning recent situations and events; most often has a sexual connotation.

similar to phrases:

"GETTIN' IT" "GET IT" and/or "GETTIN' IT IN,"

though geared more toward use by females, as the term 'Clodis' resembles the word 'clitoris' when spoken aloud.

Hey, girl, did you ever end up calling Bob last night?

Yeah! It was great- Got him over and naked in 20 and out the door with minimal conversation.

Yeaaahhh girl: RACKIN' THE CLODIS!

by W.S. Alex July 24, 2011

Closespaced

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

by Wbienek October 30, 2017

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

closest friend

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.

My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.

by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016

Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!

Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!

by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009