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Life Coach

An asshole who has decided they want to make money by giving life advice and therapy to people without going through any accredited psychological education. Because no training or licensing is necessary, anyone regardless of mental state or wisdom can become a Life Coach. Many people gain the title by attending a few empowerment courses where they do things such as a fire walk, breaking boards in half or a trust fall. This gives them the street cred to begin counseling individuals in matters of relationships, career aspirations, finances, raising children and overcoming adversity.
Did you hear about Brad? He’s decided to leverage his experience of being a heavy drinker and porn addict by becoming a life coach. He’s running it out of his mothers basement.
by ctagge April 19, 2017
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Coaches award

An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera
that girl won the coaches award for basketball.
by Therealestdeal June 23, 2015
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swim coach

most likely the cause of every competitive swimmer's everyday suffer, pain, soreness, questions of life, and most things that go wrong; but don't forget that their also their swimmer's best friend and supporter.
I hate my swim coach but can't let him know because he'll kill me at dry lands!
by !!!!!??? April 30, 2015
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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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cloacal kiss

The method in which a male bird fertilizes the ovum of a female bird. The male and female press their cloacals (a prosterior opening which functions as the end of the reproductive, digestive, and urinary tracts) together for a few moments to transfer sperm to the female.
Mel: Whoa are those birds rubbing their butts together?

Nico: No they're just giving each other a cloacal kiss.
by neeky neeks July 21, 2009
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Coach Z

Highly underused and under-rated character of homestarrunner who does a great JJEEEOOORRRGGGHHHBBB
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".
by person yo-yo June 20, 2006
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