clinic crawling

A variation on the pub crawl, whereas an addict moves from clinic to clinic to clinic, often in an impaired state, to find more of their beloved opiate.

Hey man, let’s get out for awhile and do some clinic crawling, I don’t wanna run out of my Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

clitically acclaimed

To use a technique that gets women really turned on ie gives them clit induced orgasm.

Nerd: man she keeps complaining tht i can make her cum...wtf do i do?

Wulkure: Honestly, give her atleast an hour of tongue action, it works!! Clitically acclaimed bro!

by horneyDEAMON November 20, 2009

Cliticise

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.

Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.

by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010

clinically proven

We are lying about the effectiveness of this product

Product "y" is clinically proven to be better than "x".

by regawsnor August 2, 2016

Clinical G-Unit

1. Any Clinical Governance Unit that will stop at nothing in its acquisition of C.R.E.A.M. and street cred (ibility) and whose actions are most reminiscent of an OG. A portmanteau of Clinical Governance Unit and G-Unit.
2. An OG whose actions equally meticulous as they are cold.

1. Did you hear about the hospital administrator who duked the performance metrics in order to scam more hospital funding? He was a real (Clinical) G-G-G-G-G-Unit!
2. Did you hear about the OG who picked up the shell casings after unloading a clip from his TEC-9? He was a real Clinical G-Unit.

by faustus November 30, 2018

deemed clinically inappropiate

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.

lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"

by Foot Juice Solutions May 17, 2010

Head Clinic

Similar to head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.

Shes running a head clinic on the whole football team

by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018