by Ineedbaconplease September 9, 2019
Get the Trainee troll clitadick mug.Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.
A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.
A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.
A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!
Or...
"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
Or...
"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
by Warpath666 October 20, 2016
Get the Clitdick mug.Related Words
cliterdick
• clitterdick
• clitordick
• Clitertick
• clitdick
• cooterdick
• Clickerdick
• climerick
• clisterfick
• clittadick
Euphemism for clusterfuck.
This administration is a ginormous clisterfick.
by D. Weltner August 17, 2007
Get the clisterfick mug.In lieu of RTFMing (i.e. reading the f*ing manual), it is the action performed using the mouse when hopelessly lost in the quagmire of the world-wide web - desperately searching and searching and searching....
by GirlsofCKS May 11, 2009
Get the Clickerdick mug.Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".
I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!
by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006
Get the clitterdick mug.by ReezyTM March 20, 2011
Get the Clitordick mug.by bwittney September 28, 2017
Get the clitterdick mug.