Clitrature

term used to describe literature that contains porn like writing for ladies.

That 50 Shades book is pure clitrature

by SomeIrishPersonQuotingTheirBro July 21, 2012

Cliterature

See porn

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.

by Jebus April 5, 2003

CliTaurus

1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."

by RGF_109 February 17, 2019

clitatarian

A male or female who exclusivley "does" women. A strict lesbien or strictly strait male.

"Don't waste your time with Kelly, she's a clitatarian."

by ballsdeep84 December 29, 2008

Cliterature

A book that is hard to find, (which may or may not have a happy ending, like Star Wars II: Battle of the Clones)

Has anyone seen my cliterature on 18th century Floydism. He was a total Asian skydiver, just like Anna.

by erskinville December 9, 2012

cliterature

Pornography, plain and simple

"Jeez, you sure spend a lot of time reading Hustler".

"What can I say? I'm a big fan of cliterature".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

Norman Clature

A nickname -- derived from the term "nomenclature" -- used to describe a person universally considered to be arrogant, pretentious and unworthily boastful. Often characterized by a pathological urge to make things up in order to sound more intelligent.

Did you hear Norman Clature today? He brought up fifteen different topics that had nothing to do with the discussion.

by Cho4Prez May 13, 2006