The Clintonian Defense

The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.

Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.

by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017

The Clintonian Fallacy

The Clintonian Fallacy, so called because of former President Clinton's infamous line, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is", is when someone you are debating tries to derail an argument by squabbling over the well known, and traditionally accepted, definitions and meanings of words and or ideas.

You: Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?

by GiggiddyGiggidyClinton February 28, 2018

Clintoning

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

by Dirkala January 17, 2016

clintoning

To make an abusive comment about someone while in their presence followed by immediately uttering "What??" with an upward inflection to trivialize and obscure said abuse.

Cut out that clintoning Shaun, you're not fooling anyone.

by Vaughan Pitt December 29, 2006

Clintonian

1. Relating to an act of sexual congress which specifically includes vaginal insertion by a penis.

2. Relating to the concept that sexual relations must comply with the above in order to actually be catagorized as sex.

I've gotten head before, so I guess I'm still a virgin in the Clintonian sense.

by Alfred Mordeir March 25, 2007

Clintonian

1. Of or referring to any sex act except for penile to vaginal penetration. Most commonly used for oral sex.

When it came to sex, his preferences were Clintonian. Boy, did he love to go down!

by La Fuerte April 15, 2007

clintonian

Any politician who, while serving as a government employee, creates a net worth more than five (5) times the total of their salary, is a Clintonian.

Nancy Pelosi has earned $5,415,200 in salary as a Representative in the US Congress, yet has amassed a net worth of $196,299,990 during that same time, making her a true Clintonian.

by Chief Nick May 3, 2018