cowboy click

A computer user who has no idea what they are doing randomly clicks around hoping the solution will magically appear.

A Geek Squad technician came out to fix my computer today. I watched him cowboy click for about an hour. Afterwards, he told me the solution was to buy a new computer.

by Caligari76 September 8, 2009

click hole

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.

I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.

by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

gook click

A video that has become the national pastime of South Korea. See Starcraft II.

Jim: What are all those Korans doing at night that forces them to sleep through all their lectures?
Tyrone: Gook click.
Jim: What?
Tyrone: Starcraft 2

by Nigworthy February 17, 2012

Click-Bait

When a news article or link has a provocative title in order to get you to click on it.
Even though it's actually total sensationalism bullshit.

TITLE
'President Obama loves KKK!?'

"Hey what the fuck, Deshaun you see this shit?"
"Ahah man, that shit's just click-bait!"
*click*
"Obama loves the Krispey Kreme's new special item, 'Krispey Glazed Bear Claws.'"

by John Nostalgia August 2, 2014

Clickin

About to shoot someone or preparing to fight. (The sound a gun makes when you cock it)

Man, that anna got me clickin!

by Yoda_716 January 26, 2009

Clickey

A hickey given to a woman on her clit. Clit+hickey=a clickey

I was going down on my girl & sucked too hard on her clit & gave her a clickey.

by KO1212 March 12, 2014