cleetus maggot

Braggard, Someone who will try to one-up any story or event that ANYONE else is talking about.

Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?

Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.

by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006

Yeetus cleetus

What a woman shouts before delivering her orgasm onto a males penis.

Her: It's coming
Dude: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
HER: Yeetus cleetus

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019

chunky cleetus

i chunky version of ceetus that can be found in the weirdest of roblox games

oml theres a chunky cleetus!

by fat tootz October 7, 2020

Kenny & Cleetus

kenny and cleetus are with your mother goin' down oner in the shed

kenny & cleetus are soundcloud rappers going down on your mother in the shed

the act of aggression affairs on your wife

by Kenny & Cleetus February 4, 2022

Yeetus Cleetus

Yeetus Cleetus is where you grab a child and yeet them

Guy: Hi child... YEETUS CLEETUS
Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yamialive March 4, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus

The incestuous feelings you may have for a sister, cousin or mother.

Cletus: Yo man my sisters looking mighty fine!
Billy: Don't be a Yeetus Cleetus Cletus, tut tut tut
Cletus: What about my cousin?
Billy: Go for it my n*gga XD

by Yeetus Cleetus October 16, 2018

cleetus vest

The cleetus vest is one of the small amounts of people who respect the wheetus nest (like the venus crest) they befriend the wheetus nest and tag along. some of the powers they behold are sirens laugh. they use this to hold back the wheetus nest hunters and penis chests. the cleetus vest has the power to destroy penis chests and wheetus nests hunters with this power, given by the venus crest. they also used to engage in furry activities.

wheetus nest: “venus crest is gone, please help cleetus vest!”
cleetus vest: “ of course pooks”

by therealwheetusnest May 21, 2023