Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

cleat licker

Someone who sleeps with Baseball players

Watch out for the cleat lickers lining up.

by ChKinks October 4, 2023

Cleat Chaser

A person—usually a woman—who is infatuated with, actively pursues, or dates athletes, especially those who play sports that require cleats. A cleat chaser is typically found at games, practices, or after-parties, hoping to catch the attention of their favorite player (or players). They can also be found in a player’s DM’s, without fail.

Sarah is totally a cleat chaser. Every year when the Cowboys come to town, she's always trying to land a hookup.

by kingjames1107 June 23, 2025

seat cleat

A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.

Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.

by P00PSTA1NE April 11, 2016

french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 6, 2020

boiled rugby cleat

When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

De-cleat

To forcefully pound somenoes shit into the ground in a game of football.

Tyler: Hey guys, why is that boy going to the hospital?
James: Ronald De-Cleated him on the punt return!
Tyler: Woah!

by Unknown Number November 20, 2011