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cleavage season

That time of the year after winter. Girls stop wearing heavy coats and start showing cleavage. But if its too cold and their nipples pop out, they go back under for another 6 weeks.
Tom: "Enjoying the view, friend?"
Tyler: "Oh yes, yes indeed. Im so excited its the beginning of cleavage season, I hope Sarah's nipples don't get hard."
Tom: "Yeah, it would suck to have to wait 6 weeks to see her flaunt her cleavage again."
Jordan: "I LOVE CLEAVAGE SEASON!!!"
by tits-o-plenty January 2, 2011
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Cleavagenous

Of, or pertaining to, cleavage. It's certainly erogenous, hence a perfect word. Oh and vag is in the word so that's funny too!
Look at that slut. Her dress is too short and way too cleavagenous!
by Wlou73 June 15, 2015
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Cleavage Catch

A game where you attempt to throw an object into a woman's cleavage.

If the woman is playing as well, the goal is to for her catch the object being thrown between her breasts. If the woman is not playing along, the goal is for the person throwing to make the object being thrown land in the woman's cleavage.

Despite common belief, it is usually played between women.
I was wearing a v-neck at lunch, and Amy didn't want her carrots, so we played Cleavage Catch.
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II February 4, 2009
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Church Cleavage

A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.
Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.
by thebigprize September 26, 2010
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Australian cleavage

Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.
The cheerleaders had super hot outfits that flashed Australian cleavage whenever they shook their pompoms over their heads.
by mandingoh May 30, 2006
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The Cleavage Defence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.
Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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cleavage furrow

The band of microfilaments during cytokinesis in cell division that splits the two daughter cells' membranes in half. Biology teachers everywhere are laughed at after teaching this word during class.
Biology teacher: "And during cytokinesis, the cleavage furrow begins..."
John: "HAHA, she just said cleavage!"
Alex: "Yeah, haha, I love this class bro!"
by DarkSilentHero December 15, 2013
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