The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.
Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?
If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol