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pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!
{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015
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banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.
by Richard head mk2 July 26, 2007
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beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.
Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.
by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009
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I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey
-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"
by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010
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Plate cleaner

Fat person who cleans plates in record time
Chye was considered a plate cleaner after finishing her food in 1.3 seconds
by Jabree23 June 18, 2017
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cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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