Wisconsin Claw

A sexual act where the giver wraps there thumb, pinky, pointer, and ring finger around the balls of the receiver and then the giver proceeds to stick their middle finger in the receivers ass.

That hoe gave me that Wisconsin Claw last night.

by Chefondvd March 5, 2019

Mojo Claw

Mojo Claw is a backwoods brew that makes you “walk a little funny and makes your breath smell funky”. It is referenced in the 1971 song, Ko-Ko Joe written by Jerry Reed.

He eats monkey mean mashed potatoes he drunk a brew called the Mojo Claw. - Jerry Reed, Ko-Ko Joe

by Steve E89 November 24, 2019

clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

skinny claw

Israel Adesanya's nickname

"I will be waiting for Adesanya, the skinny claw Adesanya". - Paulo Borrachinha

by Steezy 123 September 8, 2020

Claw Shrimp

They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.

Jesus Christ, did a claw shrimp get loose in here?

by psionic December 3, 2003

Claw Shrimp

Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.

This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.

by superman December 11, 2003

Teh Clawk

To have a person suck on your penis and spin her around and around like the hands of a clock.

Gawd damb! I gave that chick Teh Clawk last night.

by Kykwin May 12, 2008