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Claudette

The most caring girl people will ever know, the girl you can come to with any problem and know she will be the one who will help. Claudette is one of the p
“Hey are you ok, you have been looking kinda down lately...” “Yea I’m not in the best spot but Claudette is helping me through it, I know I can always go to her”
by noneofmyfriendswilldomyname August 30, 2019
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clandit

A clandit is like a frenemy but is related to you.

Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.

A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.

2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.

2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
by Phoenix5626 December 15, 2007
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Claudene

She is a wonderful lady whith a smile that light up every dark corner in your life she is strong and a perfect woman
Wow look at claudene's smile
Claudene is amazing

Claudene is the best
by Frikkie 2 October 19, 2019
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jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
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Clapdos

Clapdos cheeks
Me: I got Clapdos
Guy: What is a Clapdos
Me: Clapdos Cheeks
by Fetus Deleateus March 11, 2019
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Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
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