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calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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learned the clarinet at school

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*
by marzia November 4, 2012
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learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.
"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.
by Calliope987 November 3, 2012
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Steam-Clavined

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.
"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"
by Defenestrator January 1, 2015
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Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012
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Clavining

Appearing to work long hours while actually wasting incredible amounts of time and effort on nonsense
Rather than being diligent in his work, Quentin was caught clavining as he browsed golf swing tips during work hours.
by SCCDoge April 14, 2021
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