Clarence

A guy who claims to be gangsta but wouldn't know the first thing about what life in the hood is like. See also: halfway crook

"What's the matter dawg, you embarrassed? This guy's a gangsta? His real name's Clarence!" -8 Mile

by Swagmeister 2000 May 06, 2018

Clarence

a hilarious cartoon that's criminally underrated.

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by QUINNYBEAN June 15, 2021

Clarence

Official unite of measurement for intelligence.

I have at least 2 Milli-Clarence of IQ (~130IQ)

by mnbvcxzmnbvcxz August 08, 2023

Clarence

the voice in your head in the game Penumbra: Black Plague. He is the biggest dick ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.

Person 1: This hallway I just came through looks safe...

*walks towards hallway*

*dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you*

*dog disappears*

Person 2: Hahahaha, I fucked with your mind. Hahahaha.

Person 1: Way to be a Clarence...

by Spenziix July 18, 2009

Clarence

A cute boy that likes girls and boys and will date them both based off if he likes them

Clarence is so hot and he loves you for how you are

by Dark death 6969 November 05, 2018

Clarence

One of the most cancerous shows ever, by Cartoon Network in the effort to replace Regular show

Clarence, paired with Uncle Grandpa, Unikitty, etc will be the bane of Cartoon Network's existence.

by Not Bill from ft worth June 28, 2018

Clarence

A quiet yet funny friend. Clarence’s poke/hit you when they pass by you. Likes to play Computer Games especially Dota. They’d spend up to thousands of money in online games alone. They are pro in Photoshop. A master of shanghai. He’d prefer a videochat than a meet up. When you meet a Clarence they’re actually easy to make friends with. Just be the first one to greet cause they’re usually shy at first.

Ask Clarence to edit your photo.

Clarence is playing dota for 10 hours now.

Don’t be such a Clarence!

King Clarence

by Zeyr August 08, 2019