Clarkophobia

Ah innate, almost genetic fear of getting both of one's wrists broken and teeth kicked in. Once one has such phobia, those around them seem to show similar symptoms. (symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea and mostly death) R.I.P to those who acquire clarkophobia.

I have clarkophobia... Shit

by Anonymous 373638 August 13, 2017

carlphobia

I hate sex

I hate people named Carl and sex. I am blessed with Carlphobia. I will die in 6 weeks.

by master of carlphobia October 6, 2021

Canaphobia

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

by hahazack321 August 27, 2013

Cartaphobia

The fear of or feeling of discomfort when around shopping carts.

Person one: working as cart retrieval for a while now I think I have developed a fear of shopping carts.
Person two: what like Cartaphobia?

by Lueyroth June 7, 2014

Charpaphobia

The fear of The Carpechure Effect or experiencing any subject or matter in relation to The Carpechure Effect

My friend has charpaphobia

by ChillJammyTheEpic June 29, 2019

Copraphobia

An irrational fear of feces.

Jim's copraphobia is becoming seriously debilitating. He's afraid of all sorts of shit.

by Boloniano May 23, 2020

charphobia

being scared from a person named charlie

student 1: yo did you see charlie today?
student 2:AHHHHHH CHARLIE
student 3:what’s with this guy

student 1: he has charphobia

by joemama200171 December 10, 2021