Girl language

I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl

Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”

Her: I love you
Him: I love you too

Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful

(Bam! Girl language decoded)

by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 10, 2018

slanguage

It's what this whole damn website is all about.

Yo, man I can't understands youse when you use dat slanguage, dawg!

by Public Service Announcement February 22, 2007

Language Kink

When someone is turned on by being spoken to (usually in a sexual way) in a foreign language.

"What's one of your weirdest kinks?"
"I have a huge language kink"

by alienfuckerr May 16, 2016

Omegle language

Omegle words
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)

To use Omegle Language, you must first add gender and then your age.

by Sam1d September 29, 2019

ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.

Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

by MercAntile November 7, 2013

non-language

The singer and songwriter DDG (www.ddgmusic.com), refers to the expression "non-language" to define his musical stratagem, the escamotage that he uses in some of his songs to remove the language boundaries and give anyone in the world the chance to sing his melodies.
The non-language, mixing musical sounds, rhythms and melodies with no explicit meaning rather than words, is a way to gather and connect all the people around the world no matter what language they speak - Chinese, English, Russian, Spanish, French or Japanese - because anyone can use a non-language sound like "dondigitdigitdigitdondon".

from the song DIG IT a non-language example:
"We share the same sun
We share the same light

We share the same fight

We share the same rights
So many colours so many souls
Please save my brothers
And just sing and just sing the same song

dondigitdigitdigitdondon
Respect for people one dream just one love
So many reasons to believe and share the same goal

dondigitdigitdigitdondon..."

by musicvibes360 January 1, 2011

Language Arts

The most fucking dreadful class any teenager could endure. You don't learn shit from this subject, all you do is end up with a PHAT F and ways to cause depression in teens.

Fuck man, I gotta go to LANGUAGE ARTS, this shits depressing

Language Arts is depressing man, I feel you.

by Nipple Cream Dealer May 26, 2019