voodoo clam

Pussy that actually turns men into crazy desperate monsters. A man who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo clam and become a hopeless romantic mess. Double texts, triple texts, and even more than quadruple texts can be found in voodoo clam girl’s phone from thirsty men. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

All my girl’s exes never stop blowing up her phone. She’s got that voodoo clam.

by CallHerDaddyFan December 14, 2018

Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.

"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.

by *samIam* February 28, 2013

Clam Cam

The camera typically found at football games that shoots up the cheerleader's skirts.

Oh nice! It looks like the Cowboys found a new guy to operate the Clam Cam!

by WildBill33 November 21, 2011

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

Laughing Clam

A woman's vagina expelling fluids and/or penis due to laughter during or after sex.

So after I came, I told her that joke about the farmer and his daughter, and she pulled a Laughing Clam. Stuff went everywhere!

by Jonn Baca October 23, 2007

Clam gathering

Where there is a greater ratio of females to males in any given social situation. Antonym of Sausage fest.

"Dude there will be so many girls at the party tonight.It's going to be a Clam gathering!"
"Mate you need to come and save me! She has invited all her mates round and my living room has turned into a Clam gathering!"

by Smutbot April 10, 2015

Clam Club

A party composed of more females then males. The opposite of a Sausage Party.

This place is a total Clam Club.

by Dfraz September 13, 2010