Lord Blackwood

a huuuuuuuuuge penis

yeah dude, he's got a nice Lord Blackwood.

by sneakysweeny November 7, 2010

Crackwood

A person that travels more than 20 miles to obtain Jack in the Crack tacos

"Lucas, you're a crackwood for travelin 180 miles for flippin tacos dude."

by lilollace January 25, 2009

blackwoodelve

Somebody whos's working for Heckler and Koch.

Edmund Heckler and Theodor Koch are blackwoodelves

by Argysh September 12, 2006

Crackwood

A suburb of Billings MT. Where half the population makes their living selling meth to each other.

She tweeking so hard, she moved to Crackwood to fit in.

by concerned citizen406 December 1, 2013

A Blackwood

Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.

Girl 1: Hi!!!!

Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.

Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?

Girl 2: *smirks evilly*

Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!

by ladidadida-chop-off-their-head September 6, 2010

Cacktoodle

a mythological creature that is rino/cactus/poodle. It's description is; The shape and form of the poodle dog, sporting rino horns,- a small one on the nose, a big one on the head, horns for claws and 3 horns on the tip of its tail.It is the color of a cactus and has cactus flesh for muscles, and needles all over like a cactus. The cactoodle is a serious issue in urban areas where its mythological habitat has been threaghtened by man. Conservationists warn that even though it is cute and looks friendly, it is NOT friendly, it is a wild animal and should be treated with respect and awe. Or fear and disgust. The cactoodle has shown a preocupation with chewing on satelite cable and other technology, as well as errant fruitloops, like the ones reading this description.

"Mom theres a cacktoodle in the yard chewing on the satelite cable again for the fith time in two days,(grrr)". OR
"Watch out for that cactoodle over there. If he comes at you, give him whatever he wants and RUN!"

by mirza Lord/Jacob Karbacka October 27, 2007

Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.

Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!

by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010