cracksonville

Alternate name for Jacksonville, a drug addled, crime ridden city in N.E. Florida

Cracksonville is NOT the place to bring the wife and kiddies on vacation (unless all of you want to score!)

by teder June 18, 2011

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kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004

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Kelly Clarkson

The only American Idol winner who really had major success, probably because she puts out the best songs of them all.

Coming up we got Kelly Clarkson right here on on your #1 hit music station.

by 1069 August 27, 2005

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KELLY CLARKSON

Enormous talent and artistry.

Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".

by he'sfake July 22, 2004

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Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!

Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”

by WR fan September 16, 2020

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