CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009

crachet

A bitch who is both crusty and ratchet making her the most dumped girl in the hood.

She usually has old, nappy weave, tight, wholly pants and frequently shows her drawls. Spits when talks. Acrylic nails cover fungus laden ones.

Eww, No Tyrone, don't date her, she's so crachet.

She's had that weave since third grade!

by ShaBonBon October 12, 2015

Clatchet

When someone is classy and ratchet at the same time

Look at that girl over there, she's so clatchet!

by Bangletiger98 March 2, 2015

Clatchett

Classy and ratchett at the same time

That's so clatchett

by Jenny htx February 6, 2015

clatchet

When someone is dressed with class but in a ratchet sense of style.

You go to the store and see a woman with a Gucci purse but she's wearing a skirt she got at the dollar store ... CLATCHET

by FckBtchsGtMny January 17, 2015

ano de la cachetada

much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)

"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."

"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

clichetography

noun ~ any set of photography with a redundant theme, perspective, and composition you've seen a million times before, particularly prevalent on social network site photo albums.

Dude A: Did you see that chick's MySpace photos?

Dude B: Yeah, she was hawt but that was such clichetography. Everyone chick has those photos of their reflection in the bathroom mirror while smirking.

by vleon101 October 20, 2009