circuit city

A place were extreme morons come to shop

Person: Hey, where do you guys keep your Cameras at?
Me: Right under the 12x6 foot circuit city sign that says cameras
Person: Do you know a warez site I can download this at?
Me: (Blank Stare)
Person: How can I steal wireless internet
Me: Beats self upon head with frying pan

by Nati0nal March 31, 2006

Circuit City

The meticulous, neatly-trimmed goatee style commonly worn by male employees of electronics retail companies, such as Best Buy and the late Circuit City.

My roommate just shaved his beard, now he's sporting the Circuit City. Makes a nigga wanna puke.

by Quato March 27, 2009

Circuit Bazaar

A Circuit City that is overrun with Indian people asking questions about rebates and sales.

Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?

CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.

by Mistahtom September 5, 2005

circuit party

A series (usually several days and nights in a row) of large predominantly gay rave events that are well publicized and frequented by middle-class gay white men.

The White Party, one of the first circuit parties, usually starts on Monday, and lasts until the following Monday.

He was so sketchy at the circuit party.

by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

circuit bender

A person who alters toy soundmaking devices and other electronics to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.

Circuit benders love to rummage through thrift stores looking for Casios's and TI's.

by Xdugef May 25, 2005

circuit boy

a homosexual male that goes to circuit partys(large expensive dance partys for homosexuals)Most attendants have buff shaved bodies. A large portion of circuit boys do sex enhancing club drugs.

Do all homos party as much as James? No he's just a circuit boy.

by sonnyboy December 26, 2005

Circuit Girl

A girl that has been has been rinsed by the nightlife scene. She goes out too much or has just been passed around by a lot men in the club scene. The girls that most often fall victim to this lifestyle are fashion models.

"Hey bro, that girl looks hot!"
"Yeah man she is hot. But I know at least 3 boys that have banged her."
"Ahhh crap, another circuit girl. When are these ladies gonna learn? I feel like all the girls in here fall into the category."
"Feel sorry for the guy that wifes her up."

by the architect October 26, 2013