chubert

whenever blood rushes to the penis and it becomes erect. also known as boner or woodie

early ass in the morning in surf class were sitting in the car and here comes kermit sporting his nice 3 inch chubert in his pijama pants

by phillip-on-these-nuts January 23, 2009

Chupeta

a derogatory word for a Filipino being gay and stupid at a game.

"Ang bobo ng mga kakampi ko sa COD mga CHUPETA!!"

by baaaatmannnnn November 3, 2019

chupete

Mexican/Central American word for hickey.

Also a word for pacifier.

Me pongo un turtleneck porque mi novio me dejo un chupete en el cuello.

Dale el chupete al nene para que se duerme.

by Chaparrita83 April 18, 2007

Cupertino Steamer

when Apple has a huge event (complete with huge expectations) and they mess it up horribly. It ends with people being completely pissed off after their hopes have been shattered.

Steve: So the new iPod touch does not have a camera.

Everyone: WTF!!! What a Cupertino Steamer! I can't believe I was about to give $300 to Apple! Fuck the new iPod Nano and its pathetic camera!

by atontonamous September 9, 2009

chuper

a fat man(women) who eats a lot

your such a chuper dude!

by ghghb November 27, 2007

Cupertino cuckoo-clock

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011

Cupertino Alien

There have been reports of extraterrestrial life amid Cupertino residents. This life form has been spotted by a student who works at the wheat field as a hobby.

This alien is mocked by high school students due to its absurdity.

This is absurd, how can an alien be at Cupertino- a city which excels in technology?

This rumor of the Cupertino Alien is quite interesting.

by Edward Dhruv June 5, 2011