love chutney

Semen. Specifically the stringy creamy gook that has a thicker consistency.

"Andy probed Mickey's bottom with his wanger until he exploded all over, spreading his love chutney everywhere."

by dr_bob January 24, 2008

Chunty

Chicano way of say Rachet

Diegito: Yo look at my Gucci shirt from the pulga

Jerónimo: that shit’s chunty take it off

by Bob waffles nigger December 12, 2018

Chutney Tunnel

Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.

When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.

by stuart71857 May 22, 2008

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009

Up the Chutney

A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.

Your mother takes it up the chutney!

by HUsstlebooger June 4, 2007

chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

by Spyke March 20, 2003