Chumpstart

The act of placing ones flacid penile shaft into a women's vaginal crevice to achieve an erection to further continue in the pleasureful act known as "sex" successfully and proudly.

Ladies and gentlemen Chumpstart your engines

by georgekic November 30, 2010

Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Cumpster

A person so disguctingly obsessed with cum, that they are practically a dumping place for anyone who needs to get a load off.

She is such a fucking cumpster, i heard 6 guys let go on her chin last night.

by Ted Freddinson April 29, 2009

chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period

i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.

by boogyman222 January 30, 2006

chumptatorship

a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory

*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003

Chuptard

The end result of combining both ketchup and mustard.

excuse me can i get that corn dog with extra Chuptard.

by Tvillin707 April 13, 2011