Winston Churchill

(v). The practice of having alcohol in one's system the entire day, from waking up till bedtime, not a completely hammered level of alcohol, but just enough to make you a wisecracking, World-War-Two winning Briton.

"Guys, this Saturday we're gonna Winston Churchill it starting 9 am."

by it's jules August 27, 2009

Chutching

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.

Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.

by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

Culchie

Boy from the countryside in Ireland who wears superdry hoodies, polo shirts with collar up and jeans with brown boots. Typically drives a shitbox and works on a farm, talks strangely and thinks people from the city are rare

That boys a while big culchie

by Stevie Michaels January 4, 2021

chuching

crying while masturbating

"Yo bro, why isnt Jake here going vertical on some kegstands?" "I dunno. He's probably just home chuching"

by daniel nathan barthelomew May 18, 2010

Chukchi

Chukchi are people that live on the very north-east of Russia. They have their own customs and traditions and they are legally allowed to do whale hunting.

Chukchi hunt whales using boats and rifles

by Anhungered June 27, 2006

Dirty Churchill

A wonderful act in a similar vein to the 'Dirty Sanchez' except the lucky recepient has a lovely 'poo cigar' in their gob as opposed to a poo moustache smeared on their top lip.

Snuck up on teh Mrs while she was asleep.. managed to leave her with a Dirty Churchill... she was furious when she woke up.

(she couldnt find a lighter)

by Sweaty Gusset May 7, 2011

Brandon Churchill

Enjoys ripping duct tape off of his chest and putting ice in his underwear at 4 am.

that guy is as crazy as Brandon Churchill!

by Biebersbaby99 January 1, 2012