chuffty

Someone who is chuffed with themselves for whatever reason(usually without sufficient cause and merely because they tend to be very self-absorbed and generally in love with themselves) and wants others to know about it. This saying was created by someone from Wheatley in Oxford in around 2000, it's usage spread by a group of his friends.

A bloke in the pub says to you, "I scored a hat-trick on Sunday!"
You say, "Oh yeah, where was that?"
He says, "Down the rec - they had some nets up"
You say, "Fuck off, chuffty, not exactly Old Trafford in front of 65000 then, was it? Don't be a gaylord, mine's a Stella, ta."
The guy then sheepishly buys you a pint as some sort of compensation for his remark, which, due to your excellent put-down, he has realised was out of turn. Hopefully one day he will stop being such a cock.

by Carl76 August 22, 2006

chuffy

n. an amount of cocaine smaller than a "line" but larger than a "banger".

"Dude, do this quick little chuffy."

by Keeeelo June 11, 2006

Chuffy

A person who thinks they have expertise on everything but makes an ass of themselves in front of a person who actually has expertise on the topic.

Watch out for that Chuffy, he thinks the world orbits around him.

by dollop October 18, 2008

Chuffty

To be chuffed/proud/pleased/satisfied about something you have achieved. A proper feeling of warmth and pleasure.

Jon had a massive chuffty after winning the tug of war.
Coming first gave me a pretty big chuffty.

by notugging September 6, 2016

chuffy chunder

When a snatch is so smelly that it makes you vomit uncontrollably.

"oh man, I chuffy chundered last night at this strippers smelly snatch."

by Magogus August 26, 2017

Chuffly

Someone who over exaggerates their bad mood.

Todd was upset that his plant died and acted chuffly the rest of the day!

by Begood42 May 12, 2022

chuffly

1. plentiful, bountiful
2. an amount of something you would feel chuffed to bits about

Archaic; Chiefly British
3. dapper; pertaining to a well-groomed mustache

"Good day, sir, you're looking quite chuffly!"

"That is a chuffly haul of diamonds but why didn't you silk touch these ores?!"

by floppsy March 31, 2024