by lil franksta November 7, 2011
Get the chucky cheese in the face ass nigga mug.this term is used to describe a complete, and utterly ridiculous, tool. A Nor Cal Chucky doesn't play sports or have any ambitions in life, he just thinks that he's "hella tight." the problem is, he does nothing to make him seem BA except wear rainbow-colored SF Giants hats and show up to local high school graduations (prolly because he didn't graduate himself). any girl who has dated him knows they have made a huge mistake for dating such a A-hole. girlfriends' relatives make fun of a Nor Cal Chucky behind his back and even to his face because he is probably so blown that he is not aware he is gettin dissed.
Guy One- "Hey man, is that the guy that we were making fun of at Stacey's graduation earlier?"
Guy Two- "Yea I think it is! Look at his gay earrings and his purple underwear hangin off his ass. He's a total Nor Cal Chucky."
Guy Two- "Yea I think it is! Look at his gay earrings and his purple underwear hangin off his ass. He's a total Nor Cal Chucky."
by scotty McHottie July 15, 2011
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I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.
by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
by Pamanda August 28, 2008
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by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007
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State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011
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