Christmaser

Someone who excessively, prematurely celebrates Christmas. A Christmaser jumps right from Halloween to Christmas. Completely ignoring Thanksgiving. A Christmaser watches Hallmark Christmas Movies in August, etc.

My neighbor dressed up as Buddy the Elf for Halloween, what a Christmaser.
If you have ever posted, "only 364 more days until Christmas" on Facebook, you might be a Christmaser .

by Tom Turkey November 2, 2018

christensen middle school

A school full of whate kids who think they are black aka () and there is a retarted and the girls with act like they like you but they actually don’t and just want to break ur heart or embarrass you but there is a couple cool people but still a lot of it is racially confused kids and spoiled kids with no manners

Christensen middle school means white trash

by Yungniggerfaggot December 22, 2018

Christmasexual

A person who loves Christmas. Listens Christmas music even in summer. Can't wait for Christmas and has a countdown on.
Mariah Carey is it's Diva

Why is he listening to Christmas music in October?
Don't mind him he is Christmasexual

by Vscoboy304 November 6, 2019

Tobias Christensen

Big bøsse of all time. Those krøller be hitting the g spot på mange different voksne men

"hey did you know jerome got fucked by Tobias Christensen last night" - Harley Driver 1

"Yeah" - Jerome, Harley Driver 2

by Andreas Bøsseson March 18, 2022

Chinease torture test

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.

Alex likes the Chinease torture test.

by \m/ (>.<) October 3, 2003

hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.

Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...

by S4v4nn4h April 8, 2006

Hayden Christensen

The Hottest guy on Earth, who is also married to the hottest girl on Earth, Nila. Dark Blonde, Blue-green eyes, 6'1, a smile to die for. Everything a girl could want, except he's already taken.

What a shame Hayden Christensen is already taken by Nila, otherwise I'd definitely go for him!!

by Neelaville July 21, 2008