chrisela

Chrisela is the most vibrant person you will ever meet. She is gorgeous inside and out. She can be your best friend, and stick by your side unless you screw her over. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet and just says whatever is on her mind. She does not give a fuck about what people say about her she does her own thing. You can often spot her in her own little world or dancing/singing in the middle of a store. She likes to keep her personal life secret and she will do anything to get what she wants. If you know a Chrisela you should keep her because she’s the most beautiful and comedic person you will meet.

Tim: Is that Chrisela?
Rose: yes
Tim: wow! she’s gorgeous!

by Selatio August 15, 2021

Kimus Christula

1: The Kim Dracula fan base's version of Jesus Christ.

2: A fan made nickname for Kim Dracula.

Kim Dracula is our Kimus Christula!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023

Christlam

Dr. William Lane Craig pioneers Christlam which means Muslims who believe Jesus Christ was crucified but he wasn't killed. Therefore Muslims keep sacrificing animals at Hajj while Jesus was the last sacrifice. Romans 10:9

Christlam is when you believe in Islam and Christianity at the same time.

by NaughtyKnickers2 August 29, 2012

Christlam

Someone who practices both Christianity and Islam.

You don't eat pork? I thought you were Christian?

No, I'm Christlam; I practice both Christianity and Islam, so I can't eat pork.

by Joe326 March 13, 2011

Chrisblackisacunt

when you know a guy called chris black and he's a bit of a cunt

Me: Hello
You: Chrisblackisacunt

by FuckWoofJiggyBag December 2, 2016

Chrisladey

Chrisladey is a beautiful charming person she missed when not around ,she crazy and fun ,she will do anything to protect you , she loving and caring ,she respectful and good listener, cares for people that’s don’t care about her , she so sexy ,she has a weird but funny Personality, and is there for people when there alone , nice when she wants to

CHRISLADEY IS ONE OF A KIND DONT LOSE HER OR DRIVE HER AWAY BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO SHE WONT COME BACK

by Chrisladey June 23, 2019

Chrisland

A mythical place based solely in reality. Chrisland is occupied by no man and is a make believe place thought of Kirstin Wanner.

Kirstin Wanner really lost it when she thought of Chrisland.

by MyNameIsReality December 22, 2020