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Angel Jose Robles And Cristy Veronica Tejeda's Offspring Is Also Cheshire

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Stem Christy

A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.

After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.

by KennyG63 April 15, 2016

sticky christy

A short stroke while deep inside your partner, generally a woman. This stroke provides greater pleasure the woman than the man and helps couples with quick-man syndrome.

I felt I was getting too close, but she wasn't far away either, so I switched to the sticky christy. That helped us both get there that night.

by Initials October 7, 2010

That's something best left up to Jesus Christ

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"

I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Shawn Christy

N. Hide and seek world champion

N. The ability to be caught on camera in a blurry photo, but never seen in person.

When Tyrone learned he had to pay child support he pulled a Shawn Christy!

by Madmontecarlo September 18, 2018

for Christ sakes

It means the same as for Christ's sake! but please note the spelling & syntax.

{John}: Hey Josh, quick! Check out that blimp about to crash into a radio tower!
{Josh}: For Christ sakes John, that looks just like the pictures of the Hindenburg crash that I've seen!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013

Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011