someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...
by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010
Get the christobeer mug.Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.
Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.
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This occurs when you're listening to a band you think is awesome, look them up, than get dissapointed by discovering they are a full out Christian band.
Joey: yo i was listening to this amazing band, but their die hard Christians so i don't really like them anymore.
Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
Greg: Ha, looks like someone made a Christovery.
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010
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by Mizz Fitz December 31, 2012
Get the Christor mug.Someone named Christoly is a very handsome, funny with a horny voice, and extremely smart and hate liars. If your friend’s name is Christoly, you’re very lucky, Christoly is a very strong person and can be trusted.
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