christian

Someone who believes in mystic bullshit, and denies all science, despite the overwhelming amount of proof, and the lack of proof of god.

A completely delusional, self centered, STUPID person.

Someone who hates gays, pushes you into believing their blind religion, and is the main reason for worldwide conflict.

A bit of evidence to shed some light:

Mark 11:24
Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.

This is how this prayer works. A hundred people get cancer. All of them are believers, true Christians.

They all get cancer.
So daily they pray to "god" to cure their illness.

99 of them die.
1 of them survives, and believes it's the work of god.
The news hears about that 1 person, and lets the world know.

Most of the elements in Christianity are "borrowed" from other, ancient, dead religions, and been called their own.

God, for some reason, can't show himself to humans, because that will make humans "lose faith".

Which is just really fucking stupid.

To sum it all up, a Christian has the mindset of a five year old. A five year old who belivees Santa is real.
Of course you know the kid is believing in a fairy tale, as most kids his/her age do.

He/she believes with all her heart that Santa will give him/her presents every year if he/she has been good.

The same way a Christian believes that if he's been good, rejected the very idea of homosexuality, and pushed his/her beliefs down your throat, prayed mindlessly ro some stupid fuck in the sky, they'll get to go to heaven.

:o

Only a Christian rarely outgrows these beliefs. The five year old does.

Thumb me down as much as you want. I don't really give a fuck, seeing as there are so many more important things to even think about.
"Hello there. I'm Jesus! I'm a christian ! I love you! I'll forgive your sins if you believe in me! You can always count on me for help! I'm your friend!

But I need funding at church, so my friend, the priest here, will pass around this plate. Just put all your money on that. Thanks!

Also, i'm going to have to ask you to worship me, and drink my blood and eat my skin, otherwise I'LL HAVE TO DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I've also got an amazing saying:
Forgive thy enemies. Coming from me! Jesus! The guy who damns his enemies to hell!

:D"
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a young kid who dose not yet know where his life will lead him , a sensitive and emotional kid who will cry through any sad movie you put him to. loves soccer , likes to express himself in songs, drawing , and singing , loves to look up in the sky at night through his window open to feel the breeze , belives in wishes comming true at 11:11pm , sweetest kid who girls love and call cute all the time , will never hurt you , when he loves you , you can tell he'll make you happy on how hard he tries , takes alot to earn his trust , someone who is funny but shy alot , been through alot with relationships and family , likes to spend his free time on friends or excersing , thinks alot about the world and how it became , thinks about how he got to this point , loves alot of people but when he has his eye on a girl he will do anything for that one girl to be his , a real sweetheart
the new kid christian is a real kid who you always dreamed for , hes my perfect type.
by the true meaning of christian January 01, 2011
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someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results.
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?
christian: "god is super"
me: "you're full of shit"
by Yabity October 04, 2010
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christian : *slaps ass*
anyone : "you fucking gay nigga"
by CHRISTIAN RJ8 November 19, 2019
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A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.
by Brian May 24, 2006
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Someone who likes to convert or lecture others because they don't follow their religion, rather than minding their own business.
I am a devout Christian. You will burn in Hell for your Atheist views.

Doesn't the bible say *not* to judge others?
by The Rosie May 14, 2007
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Another delusional christian, eh? Feed 'em to the lion!
by Zaraustra April 22, 2008
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