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Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece
1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.
by spaceywonder January 18, 2010
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Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.
Christance calls herself christy
by Coke_can June 25, 2018
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Christconsin

The act of being ignorant about one's place of birth.
That's so Christconsin of you!
by Argentina22 March 11, 2022
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Chrisean

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

It’s a vibe all the time!!”
by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022
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Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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christen

To perform an act (ususally having sex or smoking pot) in a new location for the first time.
Hey Baby, lets christen these new sheets!
OR
Have you christened your new apartment yet?
by alabaster mcnasty November 2, 2005
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christenable

Christenable : Belief that something is nice
That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there
by Chandradi June 14, 2018
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