Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)

"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)

by Ed Austin January 1, 2006

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

ChrisAnne

Pretty heccin epik

ChrisAnne is pretty heccin epik

by chickennugget134 January 4, 2019

chrisonie

nice,very caring,not afraid to fight,only like one person

hi i'm chrisonie

by Chrisonie November 2, 2017

Chrisanne

Chrisanne is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's usually chill but when she gets mad, get ready for a storm of things rainin' at ya. Chrisanne is Sassy, Cute, Sarcastic, Pretty, Beautiful, and an absolute Idjit :). She's a good friend but if you hurt her trust, You ain't gettin' it back.

When you see a girl being herself, Shes a Chrisanne

by LordPotato3004 November 24, 2021

ChrisNewTine

the holiday season that has Christmas, New's Year, and Valentine's Day; worst time of year to be single because it can bring up of feelings of loneliness, and wanting that someone special around to share the holidays with

"Ugh, I wish I hadn't broken up with Jeff because ChrisNewTine is coming up."

Karen: "Jeez, I feel so lonely around ChrisNewTine, especially during Christmas"
Megan: " Please, at least it's not Singles Awareness Day, that's the worst of the three. "

by willdoNEthingforAs November 28, 2011