christhole

1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."

2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.

"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."

"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"

by Gerbil Warrior May 27, 2006

chrislee

A unique, loving, passionate man. Though he may be negative at times he will always seek to put a smile on your face. Chrislee will care for you when your sick, and actually try in games against you. He is as loyal as a wolf, and strong as the pack. Above all else. He is as loving as you need.

"you need a Chrislee in your life."

by KindredLamb January 2, 2020

Christofer Drew

The absolute hottest man in the world(sorta)
He's so freaking hot!
NEVERSHOUTNEVER bitchazz.
haha. LOVE CHRISTOFER DREW INGLE!!!!

Christofer Drew sang Bigcitydreams, making me moist.

by Vegas Violence May 24, 2009

chrissowed

To be mercilessly robbed, in an enjoyable way, over and over again.

'Where is he, he said he was 5 mins away'
'When was that?'
'5 hours ago!!!'
"Dang, I got Chrissowed again !!!!1!"

by norty & natasha August 27, 2019

ChrisLovesMashandaMore

Verb: The act of Chris loving Mashanda more.

ChrisLovesMashandaMore and that's a fact.

by ChrisLovesMashandaMore August 7, 2019

CHRISTHOLE

A Christain who sees nothing wrong in threatening, and or killing another who disagrees with their beliefs or opinions.

Bombing Abortion clinics. Killing Doctors, Murdering gays, torturing ect. (Sounds like a terrorist dont it?) Christholes tend to live online, and will pass judgment on anyone who challenges them.

by Dee March 2, 2005

Chrisalee

A girl is deaply loved by friends and is getting homeschooled and everyone wants her back

"hey Chrisalee how are u"
"ITS Chrisalee"

by im a chicken nugget November 27, 2018