man chowda

semen, secreted by the balls, released through the dong

Officer Barbrady, I want your hot man chowda.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Chowtard

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.

Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.

by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

Chowda

How people from the Boston/New England area say chowder, made popular by many parodies of former president JFK in tv shows.

JFK: "I want mo' chowda!"

by Alex Hills January 12, 2008

Cape Cod Chowdah

When your partner is giving you head on a boat and you cum into their mouth. As the boat is tacking, the boom will hit them in the head and (this is the tricky part) you must hold them underwater until they swallow the mixture of water and semen. As you give them mouth-to-mouth CPR you drink the mixture of sea water semen and vomit. When you eventually throw it all up, you make your partner (who is now conscious) drink the mixture. All the while a lobster is pinching their anus.

Jim's mom has a fear of the ocean ever since she got Cape Cod Chowdah'd by the sailing team.

by nutbutta May 5, 2009

Choward

To be a chump;coward;chicken

Mr. Chris Palmer described the Israelites as chowards in 1 Samuel 17.

by KK or K-K-K-Kaitlin June 21, 2008

Chowda Butt

Someone who's butt has the similar consistancy of clam chowder. aka-lumpy butt.

"Hey, look at that chowda butt. It jiggles like jelly on a hot summer day."

by OnesyPJs January 27, 2010

chowpa

Originating from Menlo Park, CA, refers to a relatively large blunt (typically a Peach or Grape Optimo) rolled with Norcal's finest strands of dank. Can be used as both a noun and verb.

(Noun Usage)
"Yo let's go to Valpo Hill and twist up a Chowpa"

(Verb Usage)
"Damn fool, I can already smell that dank, wanna go chowp?"

by Menlo Legend May 21, 2007