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Chow Hai 

Gary: Hey bro, that Asian chick I went down on last night had some chow hai's.

Adam: You gotta find those on diets. They consume foods lower in sodium. So it's not usually a salty lick.

Gary: I see. I see. Hopefully I get a clean one.
Chow Hai by Adam from China December 12, 2009
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chow hai 

n.

1) literally, phonetic chinese slang for stinky pussy.
2) also used to refer to objects which one finds unaesthetically pleasing.
Dieter said that girl he went down on last Thursday had some major chow hai.
That shoe is so chow hai...too bad they don't have my size in the ones that are lang hai.
chow hai by katesherlock November 11, 2004

chow hai 

Cantonese swear. Otherwise known as chau hai. Written as "臭閪" in Chinese
It means stinky cunt.
Holly is such a bitch, a true massive chow hai

Chow Hai 

An English teacher at Lasalle College. She always does something crazy to her students. All the students hate her because of her smelly cunt. She actually is mentally disabled and gay.
If you have her lesson, you will smell some disgusting odor
(Chow Hai is very boring!)
Chow Hai by i hate chow hai November 20, 2019
a friend that is very close to you but isn't seen often
I went out with my chowmaine, it was awkward
chowmaine by Red Cloud March 29, 2015
An angel sent from heaven who likes to indulge in the occasional poker session. Beware of this person.
Mom: stay away from Chowhan and have a great day!
chowhan by Randomguy789 November 22, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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