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chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
by Brian Crane March 1, 2008
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Chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And a chortley is in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
by Brian Crane March 1, 2008
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Chortle

Robert has such a nice chortle
by jacksonk12 June 10, 2011
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snortle chortle

The act of snorting cocaine too hard, to the point where you let out a laugh, specifically a chortle.
Jimmy did only did one line and now he's got the snortle chortles.
by snortlechortlegal April 21, 2017
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chortle

To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.
"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.
by zimman August 2, 2005
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chortle

a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!
CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.
by Abbygail March 18, 2007
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Chortle

Webster defines this as a combination of the words chuckle and snort. This would apply especially to the action of smoking ganja and trying not to cough.

This term was frequently used in the Colorado high country by powder skiing hedonists late in the last millennium.
After boarding the gondola car, we weren't to the first tower yet when the telemark skier pointed an acrylic tube in my direction and said "chortle"?
by Toute boarder December 19, 2009
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