chorizo breath 

is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs

Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey

chorizo breath by E_Money June 25, 2008

Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

Chorizo Thundercrack by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

fiesta de chorizo 

see sausage fest

Oye che, vamanos, esta es una fiesta de chorizo carajo.

fiesta de chorizo by crack January 26, 2004

charizard's dick 

smoking so much that you aren't even getting high any more, your throat just burns.

yo man, i've smoked so much today that bowl is treating me like charizard's dick!

charizard's dick by ethana December 2, 2010

Charizarding 

The act of lighting a girls pubic hair on fire whist having sexual intercourse and then the guy puts it out with his cum.

Shane does charizarding with Shay-lea.

Charizarding by Big mek June 23, 2014

Dirty Chorizo 

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.

Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.

Dirty Chorizo by JQrazy November 29, 2009

chorizo wrestler 

one who wrestles with sausage.

"hey bro do you want to go watch wrestling with us?"
response:
"hell no i'm not a chorizo wrestler!"

chorizo wrestler by cw425 January 7, 2010