Tom Chaplin

1. The lead singer of the wonderful band Keane.
2. (noun) A man with *very* pinchable, cute, chubby, cheeks.
3. (verb) To pinch a cute, deserving cheek.

1. "Wow, Tom Chaplin rocked in that concert last night!"
2. "Tom Chaplin is just so adorable, look at those cheeks! *squee!*"
3. "Wow, I just really wanted to Tom Chaplin him right there."

by Triple Threat June 11, 2006

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Choping

The practice of making unauthorized photographs under a woman's skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear and sometimes genitalia. The term "chope" can also refer to a photograph, video, or illustration which incorporates an upskirt image. The term is also sometimes used to refer generically to any voyeur photography – that is, catching an image of somebody unaware in a private moment.

"Why is that guy holding his hand out and grinning?"

"See that girl with the short skirt standing next to him? He's choping"

by Frederick Von Trap June 17, 2018

cholliwhop

Your seminal fluid after ejaculating in the shower. You guys know it turns stringy goo.

Honey, can you please clean your cholliwhop out of the tub.

by Tileguy December 22, 2016

Sloppy Chaplin

When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.

Neil gave David a Sloppy Chaplin and ran away giggling.

by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014

choppin it up

talking about things

Me and my homegirl was choppin it up last night

by Shanda04 June 12, 2003

Chopin

Frederic Chopin, composer and performer of Romantic music (though he refused to be affiliated with the Romantic period), born 1810, died 1849. Composed exclusively for the piano, with a few pieces that had other instruments as accompaniment, or songs with piano accompaniment. His works are regarded by many as the epitome of Romantic piano compositions.

That Chopin Prelude was so beautiful that I bawled like a baby.

by BLARG man March 2, 2005