chong

to smell really really bad

man #1 - o god, ryan chongs man
man #2 - yer i know he smells lke a wet dog, that someone just threw up on whilst taking a shit

by phoenix fitch August 5, 2007

chong

This word is a verb. To poop.

Dude, I need to take a wicked chong.

Oh man, I totally chonged in my pants just now.

by The Noble Marmot January 21, 2005

chongs

UK slang. If something "chongs", it smells, usually really bad. Basically the same as "mingin".

That toilet chongs! Did you slaughter a cow in there or something?

by Ali3nat0r January 25, 2009

chonged

Chonged - shitfaced, aired, fucked up, screwed, stoned, high, ditzy, fuzzed.

One of my mates came into work/school today totally chonged

by Shadow April 25, 2005

chong

To take a puff of a a vape

"yo stop chonging my vape i dont have much juice left"

by chundermeister March 3, 2021

chonged

Primarilly used to describe a state of intoxication induced by cannabis (stoned) but can also be used to describe anyone under the influence of any illicit drug.

Christ, me and Tim were chonged big time last night.

by Adam October 9, 2005

chong

Used jocularly as a postpositive interjection to indicate that a previous statement is untrue.

That definition was totally easy to understand. CHONG!

by JLuce April 12, 2010