Choclating

To grab ones own nut sack while simultaneously jumping and uncontrollably shitting ones own pants. Usually under the influence of a drug or alcohol.

Dude, you should of seen Jimmy, he was doing shrooms and started choclating in my basement.

by youngster3956 May 25, 2010

Cholette

A classy ass chola

Damn Morena, raise your pinky. You a cholette.

by BitchassPendeja November 21, 2017

chiclet dick

A dick that is extremely small in size. Can be shortened to only use chiclet in conversation.

“So, how was last night?”
“Not so great... he had a chiclet dick.”
Or
“Not so great... he had a chiclet.”

by AngeLynn January 25, 2019

choclit

Comes from Little Britain (BBC, Matt Lucas/David Walliams, 2003-05), specifically the Marjorie Dawes character. Dawes, played by Lucas, runs a "Weight Watchers"-style weight loss program, "Fat Fighters". In one episode, seh asked the group "What foods can we get cravings for?". One member said "Cohcolate", and Marjorie wrote "Choclit" on the white-board.

"We all like Choclit Cake"

by James Vick January 1, 2006

choclate starfish

the anal hole . . . nough said!!

look at yours in a mirror tell me it dont look like one!

by slim June 11, 2004

chocket

A chest pocket. Chockets are found on shirts all over the world, both casual and formal.

Hey Dave, that's a pretty sweet chocket you have on your shirt.

by jerkfacelisa May 26, 2009

Choclate

the cure of anything, especialy family over load; the number one thing to eat while getting a lecture from parents

I really need choclate right now.

by gangstaspidermonkey January 2, 2010