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Clintonite

Anyone who supports the likes of Bill Clinton as well as politicians in the DNC that follow his example which is nothing more than neoliberal economics, and war mongering with a smile. It first came across in the early 90s.
Biden is such a Clintonite
by Unseen25 March 7, 2020
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Clintonite

Like Kryptonite, it makes the takers march aimlessly, shatters emotions, walk in circles and mass weeping.
The college kids took Clintonite and now they have lost all hope and march in circles, weeping and screaming about unfairness.
by Birddog70 November 15, 2016
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cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.
Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.
by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018
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Cryptonite

A crystal that vibrates and resonates with 2.4ghz and low frequencies that mimics radiation from the sun. Produced inside a nuclear fungus (radiotrophic) that produces carbon nanotubes to attenuate frequencies and guide it's spores into hyphae by protein into your neurons by the lymphatic system so that it can continuously reproduce cryptonite in the brain.

It demands to be fueled by carbon sources like alcohol and can mind control.

The fungus is called cryptococcus. Hence crypto-nite.
"Dear God I lost all my powers and am too weak. I must have been poisoned by Cryptonite!"
by El Kal El February 2, 2019
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Clintonite

Anything or anyone that causes impediments in President and/or Senator Clinton's strategy or goal.
Sen. Clilnton's vote on the war has proven to be a clintonite in her quest to win the Demoratic nomination.
by Jeff Bedia February 14, 2008
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Clitonite

A woman that put men in a situation of sexual impotence
I couldn't hold an erection last night, the girl was my clitonite.
by Youeitherdiehero July 15, 2019
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CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.
Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!
by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023
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