Chipfaced

(adj) shitfaced, aloof, fuddle (v) the act of eating so may chips you literally have chips stuck to your face.

Ryan's a fucking dick, but he gets chipfaced errday with Stasi.

by hipponameddippo123 November 20, 2009

chimitfaced

To get wasted off of Chimay, the great Belgian Beer, brewed by Trappist Monks.

I drank 2 bottles of Grande Reserve last night- and got chmitfaced!

by harvey wallbanger III May 4, 2005

Crimeface

Sanglanese word describing those who bear the facial characteristics of a law breaking rube from the Americas. Often recognized by the scent of aspergers and what you think is kalkalash.

"Gussy up that crimeface, you faggot!"

by Hulufag March 9, 2010

Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004

chicface

someone who tries to act cool in front of there friends

sid is suca a chicface

by chiles harribo March 18, 2017

Chimpachimping

A person chasing red flags. They always choose the worst option there is to choose.

A: Hey, have you heard about Lauren's new boyfriend?
B: Yeah, he's so suspicious, gives off real stalker vibes.
A: I swear, Lauren is a chimpachimping

by Highlander06 September 15, 2025